{"id":29930,"date":"2000-02-01T16:31:55","date_gmt":"2000-02-01T21:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juicemagazine.com\/home\/?p=29930"},"modified":"2014-11-08T18:07:48","modified_gmt":"2014-11-09T02:07:48","slug":"smut-peddlers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juicemagazine.com\/home\/smut-peddlers\/","title":{"rendered":"SMUT PEDDLERS"},"content":{"rendered":"

SMUT PEDDLERS<\/strong>
\n INTERVIEW BY DAN LEVY<\/strong><\/p>\n

MTV is in on the butter conspiracy. Rage Against the Machine somehow started it all.<\/p>\n

J= Julia, G=Gish, R=Roger, JR=John, D=Doug<\/strong><\/p>\n

Black Flag or Black Sabbath?<\/strong>
\nJR: Black Flag<\/p>\n

With or without Rollins?<\/strong>
\nJR: When they were good of course, pre-Rollins.<\/p>\n

Drug free or free drugs?<\/strong>
\nJR: Free drugs than you can decide.<\/p>\n

Budweiser or tequila?<\/strong>
\nJR: Budweiser. I work at the Budweiser brewery, so I\u2019m partial. I\u2019m currently working on the fermentor tanks and pipes through which the Budweiser flows.<\/p>\n

So you\u2019re into the on-stamp dating?<\/strong>
\nJR: Yeah, and the foam and the head. I love Budweiser.
\nJ: It\u2019s the beer of the millennium.
\nG: Why does everyone care about the date? I never care what day it is.<\/p>\n

So, the date on your beer isn\u2019t important to you?<\/strong>
\nG: No, just the quantity.<\/p>\n

Would you open up for N\u2019Sync or the Backstreet Boys if the money was right?<\/strong>
\nG:\u00a0 I\u2019d do it anyway.<\/p>\n

Would you let them open for you guys?<\/strong>
\nG: Well, it\u2019s not who I\u2019d pick. But, I hear they have a decent draw.<\/p>\n

Do you guys get competitive around other people who peddle things?<\/strong>
\nJR: Like bicycles?<\/p>\n

Do you get all amped up and just want to kick their ass?<\/strong>
\nJR: Yeah, like \u201cGive me that bike and stop all that pedaling\u201d.
\nJ: I think we only peddled smut at one show and it was at a house party.<\/p>\n

What annoys you the most about each other?<\/strong>
\nJ: Butter.<\/p>\n

Who has the butter fetish?<\/strong>
\nR: John.
\nJR: I stand for butter. There is a conspiracy in America to outlaw butter and phase in margarine. Especially unsalted sweet butter, that\u2019s what I like.
\nD: You should start a campaign.
\nG: Punkers for butter.
\nJR: Yeah, they have this whipped butter now, too. It\u2019s disgusting.<\/p>\n

Do you have cow envy?<\/strong>
\nJR:\u00a0 No, I just like real food. I don\u2019t like fake shit. And I want a real cigarette with straight tobacco, at least a Camel wide if you\u2019re going to smoke a filter. If you\u2019re going to drink don\u2019t drink light beer, go for the I.V. if at all possible. Although, I wouldn\u2019t shoot up butter, at least not in a restaurant.
\nG: I don\u2019t care for butterheads, though.
\nJ: Butterfingers.<\/p>\n

Do you guys have any conspiracy theories?<\/strong>
\nR: Well, we could go on forever. We all have some and they\u2019re all true.
\nJR: MTV is in on the butter conspiracy. Rage Against the Machine somehow started it all.
\nG: Rage Against the Butter<\/p>\n

Where would your dream gig be?<\/strong>
\nG:\u00a0 Anywhere people are into it, it doesn\u2019t matter how big or small. It stokes me when it goes good, not when it\u2019s a bunch of idiots standing around leaning on the wall trying to be cool.
\nJ: We don\u2019t create an atmosphere of violence, so don\u2019t think we do.<\/p>\n

What would you do if someone came to your show and started throwing butter? Would you get pissed?<\/strong>
\nJR: That would be like clubbing seals.
\nR: As long as it doesn\u2019t hit me, I\u2019m good with it.<\/p>\n

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